The “Definition of Art” has been debated for centuries. Art Denotion, the “Art” connoisseur, adjudicator, and authority, will finally put this controversy to rest. He is the only living person capable of defining “Art.” Denotion, identifies “Art” by mean definitions, quotations, and examples. In effect, this clarification will resolve all discrepancies between what is art, and what is not.
Art exists ONLY after Art Denotion has deemed it so.
Note to artists: Do not be discouraged if Art Denotion has not deemed your work as “art.” The world is a big place and it will take a while to evaluate all of its art.
If you would like your work to be inspected sooner, please send Art Denotion an email. artdenotion@gmail.com (provide all necessary links, media, etc.)
Who are you to say that you’re the end all save all “Art Adjudicator” of world? You’re just stealing credit for work that was created by real artists!
Comment by An "Artist" — March 6, 2008 @ 5:59 pm